“Have you seen this emu?
A two meter tall, dinosaur-looking bird is residing in the woods around here. And it is sorely missed.”
This is the news of today, and I was just wondering if I was still where everybody expected me to be.
I would like to run away on several occasions, but strangely enough, not today.
I do, however, recognize the look. It’s the one I’m giving myself in the mirror every morning. Like I just don’t care, but care enough to be slightly cranky.
By the way, the newspaper informs that emus have a powerful kick…