Not me. I didn’t have a walk in the park.
Einstein, Newton and Pascal went for a walk in the park.
Einstein got bored and wanted to play hide and seek, and the others agreed.
Einstein started out as seeker.
Pascal found a very nice hiding place, but Newton just stood behind the still counting Einstein.
He took out a piece of chalk, and drew a square around himself, and waited for Einstein to shout “One hundred!”
“Aha! I found you, Newton” exclaimed Einstein when he turned around.
“Oh no, you didn’t” said Newton.
“You found one Newton per square meter, and thus, you found Pascal!”
Oh well. I must have been to the wrong university to sing most of the songs today.
I would like to sing my university’s anthem, but I’ll save it for later.
However, it is far to long since I’ve heard a good old science joke.
I really thought this one was brill.
I suddenly felt the urge to do a bit of truss analysis.