Sometimes you just have to tell somebody that their vote won’t count.
“This is not a mountain – it’s a small hill”
“This is not rain – it’s just a drizzle”
“This is not wind – it’s just a breeze”
If you grew up on the west coast, on an island 9 km around and with a mountain 250 m high in the middle of the island, your vote does not count when talking about mountains, wind or rain.
Yeah – I shrink if I get too wet.